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BURNING LOVE: Episode 13 - Boom Boom Room FinaleJuly 17, 2012

Burning Love (Yahoo! Originals)

ABC's "The Bachelorette" is back this summer with its umpteenth season. Wait, how many couiples have lasted so far? But before you give up on the dating serial, Yahoo! Originals throws its hose into the fire with the premiere of "Burning Lov e," executive produced by Ben Stiller. Sure it's scripted, but with Ken Marino, Michael Ian Black and the funniest comediennes taking their turn as marriage material to a TV hunk, it's more entertaining.

While every other bentertainment publication has "The Bachelorette" covered, On Demand Weekly's dating show expert Kate Asche Wilson will breakdown each episode as if she were right there in the mansion.

BURNING LOVE: Episode 12 - The Finale

I never expected you to last this long.

It’s the fantasy suite date! Or as we like to call it on “Burning Love”: Boom Boom Room time. Mark is down to his final two women, and since he is contractually obligated to pick someone we know that one of them is going to win Mark’s final hose.

The first date is with the lovely Carly. Carly has truly surprised me with her dedication to make it to the end. A more seasoned lesbian might not have been so open with the idea of dating a man, but Carly has stuck to her guns, and held on to her hope that Mark would eventually chose someone else. That, and the fact that Carly refused to partake in a glorious romp with Mark in the Boom Boom Room, has solidified her fate.

The next date is with the adorable Annie. Despite Annie’s good nature, and the intense disapproval of her family, she has fallen madly in love with Mark. She shoves aside her morals for a chance to make sweet love to him in the Boom Boom Room. Their night of passion connects them physically as well as emotionally, and we now know who Mark is going to pick.

Or do we…

CAUTION INTENSE SPOILERS AHEAD DO NOT READ UNLESS YOU WANT TO BE SPOILED. SERIOUSLY STOP READING NOW.

In this shocking finale Mark not only sends Carly home, but also Annie. Are you serious? You horrendous douchebag you picked no one? I’m having serious Brad flashbacks, and it’s going to take all of my will power not to cut off your penis. Even host Bill has an issue with this and reminds Mark that he was supposed to pick one of these two girls. But just when I had given up on Mark he surprised me with the most glorious twist in Bachelor history.

BALLERINA.

Yes friends you read that correctly. Ballerina! The most beautiful Bachelorette to ever grace the “Burning Love” mansion. In this shocker Ballerina is brought back to the mansion, and Mark confesses his undying love for her, and then proposes. This is the stuff that dreams are made off. This is true love.

Watch the finale of “Burning Love” to see the magic of televised romance come to a heartfelt end and make sure you tune in on July 16th for the after the hose special.

- Kate Asche Wilson

Kate Asche Wilson is a new contributing writer to On Demand Weekly. She is a graduate from the Dodge College of Film and Media Arts at Chapman University where she received a BA in Screenwriting. In her spare time Kate likes to take long walks on the beach, and watch telenovelas. Follow her on Twitter @KATEDOESLIFE!