The Top 15 Lines From Ben Stiller & Ken Marino’s BURNING LOVEAugust 01, 2012

The Top 15 Lines From Ben Stiller & Ken Marino’s BURNING LOVE

Burning Love (Yahoo! Originals)

 

While every other entertainment publication has "The Bachelorette" covered, On Demand Weekly's dating show expert Kate Asche Wilson will breakdown each episode as if she were right there in the mansion. 

 

 
 
BURNING LOVE: The Top 15 Lines
 
Nothing is better than a good quote and “Burning Love” was riddled with inappropriately memorable ones each and every episode. Because I love you guys so much I’ve decided to compile a list of my top fifteen favorite quotes in order of hilarity.

15. “ He’s use to feeling the heat of fire, but now he’s looking for someone to ignite the flames of love.” –Random Mysterious Narrator

14. “I’m looking for someone with real deepiness.” –Mark Orlando

13. “ I never expected you to last this long.” – Mark Orlando

12. “I’m going to see who has the biggest heart. I already know who has the biggest boobs.” – Mark Orlando

11. “I have told women that I love them, but I didn’t mean It.” – Mark Orlando

10. “There’s a good chance she could be the one. If not not the one.” – Mark Orlando

9. “I feel like the luckiest guy in the world. Or a Mormon.” – Mark Orlando

8. “I have to know that the woman I end up with doesn’t get fat one day.” – Mark Orlando

7. “We all signed up for this show. We’re all whores.” – Vivian

6. “I’m pretty sure stand-up comedy is a sin.” – Mandy

5. “I think I’m contractually obligated to propose to somebody.” – Mark Orlando

4. “Spoiler Alert: They spoke English.” – Mark Orlando

3. “Thank you for the opportunity to love you.” – Vivian

2. “It wasn’t really about picking the right one. It was about picking one. Eventually.” – Joe
Rutherford, previous “Burning Love” bachelor

1. “Fire is so annoying!” – Mark Orlando
 
 

- Kate Asche Wilson

 

Kate
Kate Asche Wilson is a new contributing writer to On Demand Weekly. She is a graduate from the Dodge College of Film and Media Arts at Chapman University where she received a BA in Screenwriting. In her spare time Kate likes to take long walks on the beach, and watch telenovelas. Follow her on Twitter @KATEDOESLIFE!

 

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